Sometimes I feel like an extra in my own life, like I'm somewhere in the background while an actor playing me pretends to know how to pack a bong.
Stand back while I rip this bong. I need to raise my elbow in the air dramatically as I torch the bowl.
I'm not spilling my bong, I'm just watering my floor.
It's your friendly weedcash community networker 🔥🍁😎💨